WoollyRhinoCrafts

Things that I like include (but are not limited to): professional wrestling, food, horror movies, and Taylor Swift.  Some holiday seasons ago I made some really fun little Mari Lywd/Taylor Swift embroidery hoop ornaments that DID NOT pop off as I anticipated, and I don't know why. I thought it was very clever. I still think it is very clever. I thought everyone found the Mari Lywd charming? Horse skulls always look so happy! "tis the damn season" is also such a delightful little song, so I don't know what the hang up was except that other Swifties are not fun? I have one left and you can get it here . I'm going to make more at some point so they can languish away in my Etsy shop with everything else as America collapses. Instead of assuming that no one in the world wants Taylor Swift mashed up with spooky stuff (as I should probably assume at this point and I should probably learn from my massive failure business endeavors too, but here we are), I am simply going...

This is a pretty easy pattern and it's based on Globox's design from Rayman 3 on the ye olde PS2. If he's a little wonky, it's ok because Globox is a little wonky! I think this is a decent beginner crochet pattern, but you should be familiar with the abbreviations or willing to use Google - this pattern will not teach you to crochet, but you can use it to practice! If you want to snag an ad-free PDF copy you can get one here . It's a pay-what-you-want pattern, so if you want to throw in a little extra $$$, it is always appreciated. The PDF version also has some extra images to help with construction and assembly that aren't included below (that is me trying to upsell). Oh, and the $$ allow me to keep making cool things without being homeless, which is neat, right? Right??? RIGHT?! Otherwise, may your ads be targeted properly and you can just stay where you are. TOOLS AND MATERIALS ·          Size F crochet hook ·     ...