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FREE Elder Scrolls Dark Brotherhood, Psijic Order, and Thieves Guild Emblems for Crochet or other crafts

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Look at me pulling off Free Pattern Friday for multiple Fridays in a row just like in the olden days! The rules are the same as always. You're welcome to download and save these charts, resize them, change them if you need to, but please link back here. They are made with crochet in mind, either c2c or tapestry crochet, but you can absolutely use them for other things. What you do with them is up to you - I'm not here to tell you what to do, but instead to provide you with things to do cool things. If you appreciate me providing you with these things, then consider dropping by my Ko-Fi page ! I have a paid pattern shop there with lots of goodies and it's also where I do updates about what I'm working on and new items in my Etsy , etc. etc. Anywho, this week I've got the Dark Brotherhood, which reminds me of the Hand of Sauron cozy pattern I made many years ago. Because it's also a hand. Like. The similarities are uncanny, amirite? Hands. If you want to check out...

FREE Elder Scrolls Morag Tong Colorwork Chart for Crochet or Other Crafts

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I'm trying really hard to get consistent with FREE PATTERN FRIDAY again. The Elder Scrolls is giving me a lot to work with and I'm really jazzed about it! Hopefully I'm slowly pulling myself out of this massive creative funk that I've been in the last few months.  Anywho! This week I've got the Morag Tong seal for y'all. I'm kind of into Mephala. What a hottie, amirite? Next week I'm going to do the sigils for the NPC guilds in ESO. Except the Undaunted because I can't find a good reference image. The Fighters Guild has a lot of different iterations across the games and I might do a post just for different Fighters Guild logos. We'll see! I'm mostly playing ESO, so I'm likely to do a lot of ESO stuff in the coming weeks. I'm streaming Daggerfall on the weekends on my Twitch channel . Daggerfall is so much suffering. Stop by to see my death counter, which should be in the triple digits soon because I did minimal research before making ...

FREE Elder Scrolls Alliance Colorwork Charts

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I've been playing ESO again. I hadn't played since it first came out many, many years ago. A lot has changed and I am having an excellent time playing totally alone because I don't like people. I also recently finished playing Arena, which was a wild ride, and I'm currently doing my first ever playthrough of Daggerfall on Twitch. I do Daggerfall on Saturdays and Sundays and you can check me out here . I'll also be playing Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim, all of which I have played before, though I never actually finished Skyrim. That's a story for another time. Anyway, I made colorwork charts of the alliances. As usual, they should work fine for other crafts besides crochet. As far as crochet they will work for tapestry crochet as well as c2c. Feel free to modify them to meet your needs. If you make something cool and share it somewhere please link back to this post because sharing is caring. And if you really care and you want me to continue to be able to provid...

FREE Dragon Age: The Veilguard Faction Colorwork Charts

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  If you missed it, I also did charts of the Evanuris symbols . I have a number of older Dragon Age charts and you can find links to all of the posts on the Free Pattern page. I like the old Antivan Crow symbol better, but I like everything about the older games better, so that's not really a surprise, I guess. I do like how the Lords of Fortune symbol turned out here though, as a chart I mean. It's pretty fun. I sort of want to do a larger Mourn Watch in order to get more details. Maybe Shadow Dragons and Veil Jumpers too, but idk. Let me know if you're interested. Feel free to save these so you can zoom or do whatever you need to do with them. If you make something cool, absolutely share it with me (NOT on Facebook as I am done with Facebook, which sucks because all of the posts from other the years include my Facebook link. Editing this will take forever and I don't have the energy)! Ko-Fi is a great platform to message me because it's not yet overrun with scamm...

FREE Evanuris Symbol Colorwork Charts from Dragon Age: The Veilguard

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  Whatever it takes! The gods have changed the rules! Get the job done!  And I will never tire of making fun of the cringe dialogue in this game. I will though resist the urge to review the game here because this is a blog post with some fun colorwork charts. I love the Dragon Age franchise, but I did not love Veilguard. That being said, there were some things I did love. For example, I do love the Evanuris statues and their fun hats. Man, I love fun hats. There were no fun hats for Rook. There were only terrible hats for Rook. Feel free to download these so you can resize them for your needs. I did them all on one grid then I cropped them pretty shitty, but they're free, so don't complain about shitty cropping. They, uh, get the job done. Whatever it takes?   If you download and save the individual charts, please do not think real hard about the names of the files. Most of these symbols aren't confirmed and I had to name them. Shhh...shhh...please don't message me ...

Mr. Poopybutthole v2.0 FREE crochet pattern

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The original pattern is here . It's fine, but it was one of my older patterns and it was long overdue for a re-write for clarity, etc. etc. You can get a nice PDF version of this pattern with a lot of extra photos for help with assembly (and also support monetarily me so I can keep making patterns for you people) by clicking here (also consider becoming one of my Ko-Fi members???).  Now let's get down to business because this isn't a recipe blog and I don't feel like writing an essay today. Oooh weeee! This is your long-time family friend, Mr. Poopybutthole! This is an easy pattern, good for beginners who want to make something with some more parts/color changes. Also, fast if you need an emergency long-time family friend! As usual, feel free to share your cool creations on my Facebook page ! Materials and Supplies ·          Yarn (worsted or whatever weight you want) in yellow, black, cyan/light blue, brown, and white ·   ...

Ko-Fi Memberships

I'm going to be ending my Ko-Fi memberships at the end of this year unless something incredible happens, and I get way more than nine subscribers before December. After almost three years I haven't ever gotten into the double-digits. Not even once. I have no idea how to promote this because these posts get buried on every platform I've tried to share them on since I started. I'm tired and I give up. The amount of time and effort that goes into making these charts, the nice PDF patterns, and writing the posts is not worth the $28 I make per month. This isn't enough to count as a side hustle. It's just pathetic and I could spend that time doing other things that either: a) make more money or b) that I actually enjoy because this has turned into a monthly chore since I haven't been able to get people to sign up. I'm over here making patterns for the void. I'll keep it going if anyone really wants me to. And not to be Cunticia about it, but don't tel...