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UPDATE 2/12/23: Cleaned up the pattern a little for readability and added a note about how I weirdly work BLO for no logical reason.  There are a million Baby Yoda patterns floating around and now there are a million and one because I wanted to make a bigger version in a simplified, derpy style. I figure this might also be up someone else's alley and hot damn it's the holidays so, of course, it's free (also the Mouse Detective is the most aggressive of the copyright police...I know from experience. lolz). Enjoy! Feel free to modify this pattern as you see fit, but link back here to share the joy and, you know, give me a little credit.  Mine turned out about 8" tall and 13" across at the widest point AKA the ears. I used Caron Simply Soft except for the light brown which is Radheart Supa Sava! Super Saver is a little thicker than Simply Soft and you want the collar and the cuffs to be a little chunkier. Heck, you can use the same color brown if you want. I us...

UPDATE 2/11/23: Added a lil note about BLO, otherwise this pattern is still good!     He's Mr. Meeseeks! LOOK AT HIM! I know this took me a while, but he actually shouldn't take long to make if you work on him continuously, which is what I did not do. This is the perfect pattern to share on Valentine's Day though, amirite? EXISTENCE IS PAIN! Focusing now... My finished Meeseeks is about 11" tall. Gauge = 4.5 sts/inch; 3 rows/inch   I worked in BACK LOOPS ONLY. This is not important unless you want the same texture. Just double-check your gauge, but from what I can tell, tight BLO seems to run the same as most peoples' regular ol' sc.  Whatcha Need: Size F crochet hook (or whatever really, depends on what size you want him to be) Worsted weight yarn in turquoise or similar color, a little black, a little white, a little orange if you want hair - I used Red Heart Supa Sava in Turqua, Black, White, and Pumpkin yarn needle stitch marker your ...

UPDATE 9/9/24: There is an UPDATED version of this pattern here . Go check it out for version 2.0 of your long-time family friend. UPDATE 2/11/23: Made a lil note about BLO and also you should pop over to my Etsy and go to Ko-Fi if you're looking for patterns! Make yourself a long-time family friend! I'm not totally pleased with the hat I made for mine, so do as I say in this pattern not as I have done in the photos, kids. Your finished Mr. Poopybutthole will be about 14" from the top of his hat to his feet. Materials and Stuff size J crochet hook worsted weight yarn in yellow, black, cyan (or some light blue), brown, and a little white - I actually used sport weight yarn for his yellow parts because it was a nicer yellow, but worsted should be fine yarn needle stitch marker some sort of stuffing material Abbreviations ch: chain sc: single crochet rnd/rnds: round/rounds st/sts: stitch/stitches inc: increase (2 sc in same stitch) dec or sc2tog: si...

UPDATE 2/8/23: Formatting got weird when I change my blog theme and I have now fixed it!     UPDATED: 10/3/22, for clarity!   You can now get a printable PDF version of this as a PAY WHAT YOU WANT pattern on my Ko-Fi here .     The finished Fox is about 23" from nose to tail. My gauge was approx. 4 sts/inch and 4 rows/inch and I chose to stuff the body and tail rather loosely, legs a bit more firm, but it's up to you. I like a floppy Fox. In The Little Prince (the Netflix movie version), Plushy Fox has orange ears with white inside and the black just around the edge. I chose to make my original Foxes (pictured to the right) with just black ears for silly aesthetic reasons, but you can easily sub in your orange for the backs of your Fox's ears. The new Fox I made had movie-accurate ears (below).   If you're not a crafty-type person, you stumbled across this pattern, and you want a Fox, don't hesitate to message me via Facebook . I'm pretty frie...