Introducing: PATTERN BUNDLES

By Michelle -

In a valiant attempt to compete with the insane amount of AI/stolen pattern bundles on Etsy, I am rolling out some pattern bundles myself. Of actual patterns. That I made. Myself. Without AI. It isn't 250 patterns or anything like that because I am one human being and I haven't made that many patterns in my life, WHICH SHOULD BE A CLUE THAT SOMETHING IS UP WHEN YOU SEE THESE PATTERN BUNDLES OF INSANE AMOUNTS OF PATTERNS, PEOPLE. OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THAT ARE FALLING FOR THESE UNETHICAL LAZY SCAMS.

Anyway. 

I have two bundles available so far and more on the way. On Etsy. Etsy has become the go-to for patterns AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. IT IS AWFUL. This whole thing is sort of experimental. I'm trying to figure out how to start making money with my patterns again, so I don't have to get a job working for some slimy, greedy ass or another. If this ends up working out then I'll be pulling the individual versions of these patterns from their other locations, where they aren't selling at all anyway.

THIS BUNDLE has 6 patterns: The Screaming Possum, Fat Cat, Drama Llama, Hot Beverage Beanie, and my 2-in-1 Prehistorical Pals. 

 

THIS BUNDLE is 5 patterns that were previously only available to Ko-Fi subscribers until I gave up on that because it wasn't working. This is the Checkered Cats, Autumn Leaves, Silly Goose, Ivy, and Baba Yaga Chicken Hut patterns. 

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