WoollyRhinoCrafts

The original pattern is here . It's fine, but it was one of my older patterns and it was long overdue for a re-write for clarity, etc. etc. You can get a nice PDF version of this pattern with a lot of extra photos for help with assembly (and also support monetarily me so I can keep making patterns for you people) by clicking here (also consider becoming one of my Ko-Fi members???).  Now let's get down to business because this isn't a recipe blog and I don't feel like writing an essay today. Oooh weeee! This is your long-time family friend, Mr. Poopybutthole! This is an easy pattern, good for beginners who want to make something with some more parts/color changes. Also, fast if you need an emergency long-time family friend! As usual, feel free to share your cool creations on my Facebook page ! Materials and Supplies ·          Yarn (worsted or whatever weight you want) in yellow, black, cyan/light blue, brown, and white ·   ...

UPDATE 2/11/23: Added a lil note about BLO, otherwise this pattern is still good!     He's Mr. Meeseeks! LOOK AT HIM! I know this took me a while, but he actually shouldn't take long to make if you work on him continuously, which is what I did not do. This is the perfect pattern to share on Valentine's Day though, amirite? EXISTENCE IS PAIN! Focusing now... My finished Meeseeks is about 11" tall. Gauge = 4.5 sts/inch; 3 rows/inch   I worked in BACK LOOPS ONLY. This is not important unless you want the same texture. Just double-check your gauge, but from what I can tell, tight BLO seems to run the same as most peoples' regular ol' sc.  Whatcha Need: Size F crochet hook (or whatever really, depends on what size you want him to be) Worsted weight yarn in turquoise or similar color, a little black, a little white, a little orange if you want hair - I used Red Heart Supa Sava in Turqua, Black, White, and Pumpkin yarn needle stitch marker your ...

UPDATE 9/9/24: There is an UPDATED version of this pattern here . Go check it out for version 2.0 of your long-time family friend. UPDATE 2/11/23: Made a lil note about BLO and also you should pop over to my Etsy and go to Ko-Fi if you're looking for patterns! Make yourself a long-time family friend! I'm not totally pleased with the hat I made for mine, so do as I say in this pattern not as I have done in the photos, kids. Your finished Mr. Poopybutthole will be about 14" from the top of his hat to his feet. Materials and Stuff size J crochet hook worsted weight yarn in yellow, black, cyan (or some light blue), brown, and a little white - I actually used sport weight yarn for his yellow parts because it was a nicer yellow, but worsted should be fine yarn needle stitch marker some sort of stuffing material Abbreviations ch: chain sc: single crochet rnd/rnds: round/rounds st/sts: stitch/stitches inc: increase (2 sc in same stitch) dec or sc2tog: si...