WoollyRhinoCrafts

  The Holy Trinity of Starfield plushie patterns is complete! Parsecpooch is now available everywhere my patterns are sold AKA Ko-Fi , Ravelry , and Etsy . It will cost more on Etsy, of course, so I encourage you to purchase from one of the other two. I don't want you to pay more. I don't want more money to go to the corporate overlords.  This guy is a lot easier than Galacticat (also available on Ko-Fi , Ravelry , and Etsy ). The helmet is still a bit of a pain, but adding the helmet to these fellas is totally worth it.  If you're looking for my FREE Wilby pattern, you can find it here .   Anywho, Parsecpooch. Here's the rundown: This chunky little dog is an EASY-MODERATE difficulty pattern with some ADVANCED assembly if you choose to include a helmet. Without the helmet, the pattern is suitable for an adventurous beginner. There are lots of pictures to help you along the way! The pattern of course includes the instructions for BOTH versions. Materials and Supp...

  Sorry, this isn't free. It took me like 50 hours and a ton of trial and error to get the head to work right in the helmet. You can snag it from Ko-Fi or Ravelry . If you want to pay more to support starving corporate overlords, you can also buy it from Etsy if you really want to. I strongly encourage you to buy my patterns through Ko-Fi or Ravelry and then physical items through Etsy. If you want me to make you a Galacticat, please bear in mind that they take about 10 hours. This is an entire workday at a "normal" job and then a little extra, so you will be paying me for my time. It won't be $20. I'm sorry to be salty, but people have been acting insane. Actually, I'm not sorry. I'm tired of people being insane. This isn't something I can whip up in an afternoon.  Anywho, here's the rundown: This floppy cat doll is based on the Galacticat plush seen in Starfield . It’s a MODERATELY difficult pattern with some ADVANCED assembly on account of t...

  UPDATE 9/21/23: Bethesda rolled out an inferior Wilby pattern the other day, if you didn't know. If you'd like to compare it to my version, which is larger (I was shooting for accurate game size) then you can get that pattern here . I have been playing a great deal of Starfield. I am constantly encumbered by toys and potted plants. It's fine. Give me some pew-pew weapons, a spaceship, and let me collect cute plushies and plants for hours on end, which I'm piling in the middle of The Frontier because my cargo hold and captain's storage are full. Everything is full. Piles are the answer. Also, organs. Oh, my God. My dilemma with how to offload organs. Not the instrument, my dudes, I'm talking internal ones, which I steal. Anywho! Free pattern! Because I am nice and also Bethesda loves the copyright police when fans of their games want to make a few dollarbucks. It is what it is. Just like my in-game hoarding. You can though get a pay-what-you-want PDF version fr...