No Free Pattern - Only a Video That Goes With a Paid Pattern

By Michelle -

I spent this whole week making a murloc so that I could make a companion video for my baby murloc pattern. So I've got no free pattern this week. Womp womp.

Get the $$$ pattern from Ravelry! 

Or Ko-Fi!

Or if for some reason you want to support the evil corporate overlords at Etsy, you can pay EXTRA to line those shareholder pockets instead of mine...on Etsy! Giggidy!

The video can be viewed for free. The pattern is not free. The pattern is money. It is not a full video pattern because I want you to buy the pattern, obviously. Milk and cows and whatever. The video means little unless you have the pattern, but here it is anyway because I need to write words for the internet search robots so that people find this blog and then find the posts that are actually cool things. There are a lot of cool things here.

I tediously did the captions for this video myself. Videos take so long. Even if they aren't very good like mine. It's part of my charm though. It's my aesthetic. My vibe. I can't imagine how long videos take that are actually good. God bless those people that make good videos. I don't watch pattern videos. My brain doesn't even work that way, so maybe I'm not really sure how to make them. I am a written pattern gal from sun up to sundown since the dawn of time, homies.

You can get the featured pink murloc here, while it's available. I don't make these very often as they take a long time. I might add them to my commission page on Ko-Fi though? We'll see.

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