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THE CAT IS A HAT *NEW* Crochet Pattern Available NOW!

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    Well, I figured out why my pattern sales (and shop visits in general) have been way down over the last several months. I'm talking 85% lower than last year, which is an absolutely insane number. Etsy is no longer my main source of income, which it has been for years. I was perplexed. I was downright baffled. I couldn't figure out if it was my prices or changes to Etsy's search or what. It was/is all of the above, but not for any obvious reasons. First of all, I personally do not buy patterns from Etsy unless they are NOT available from other places. I have no interest in lining the pockets of shareholders and I would rather more of my money go to the actual fucking artists. That being said, I did some searches for my patterns. They came up in the search results nicely. So I was sure it was my prices. My patterns are extremely detailed, even my older ones, and they are priced accordingly for the effort I put into them.  You can still find my patterns if you do a really...

It costs that much 'cause it takes me f*cking hours.

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 Behold, the theme song of this post: This is kind of a serious post. Kind of.  I want to chat a bit about my Phoenix Wright hats and answer some questions/address some concerns I've gotten. I started making these hats back in the early days of my Etsy shop (2012-ish). The first version was double-knit and took me about 20 hours to make - this was terrible, obviously. I sold them for a laughable price that I won't even mention because I'm so embarrassed. Closing sales was more important to me than actually making a profit. I have been tweaking this design since then. I soon realized I needed to make a more efficient version, so I reworked the pattern and started making a double-thick version with *duplicate stitch. *Duplicate stitch is a type of embroidery that mimics the V-shape of knit stitches, which is worked over the knit stitches. It is very tedious, but the end results are very nice. It maintains the stretchiness of the piece and is particularly good for when the des...

Blue Badger Pattern

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  This pattern took way longer than I anticipated. I am the absolute worst judge of time. Worst. I thought I would wrap it up on Friday then have the weekend, but I ended up working on it all weekend and then also Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Here I am posting about it after midnight on Thursday! I spent a heckin long time working on the companion videos for YouTube. Making videos is so incredibly time-consuming. It slows down my work and then I have to edit, etc. etc. etc. Here's my YouTube channel where you can find said videos if you want to listen to me talk for hours. I added chapter markers to these videos so you can follow along with the different sections of the written pattern.  You can buy the pattern from Ravelry or Ko-Fi . Of course you can also buy it from Etsy if you want to pay more money for it and don't want me to get that extra money.  There are also two (2) ready-to-ship, finished, physical Blue Badger plushies on Etsy. There is a cuddly version ...

Portal Companion Cube Hat v2.0 (This would also make an awesome pillow!)

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  In lieu of this month's pattern roundup, I decided to unleash this FREE crochet pattern! I got a little spicy in last month's roundup (and not spicy in a good way), so I'm changing things up this month. Because I can. I do what I want. This is my blog. This is more fun anyway? If you want a PDF copy of this pattern, without ads, and without all of these extra words, you can snag it here . It's a pay-what-you-want as long as what you want is within reason. Patterns take days to make. Even remaking an old pattern. It's a lot. A lot goes into all of this. If you don't want to pay for it, you get ads and me being unhinged on my blog. That's the price. This is actually based on one of my very old patterns. And listen here: I was going to do it in mosaic crochet, but then I changed my mind...for reasons. I do plan on doing a mosaic crochet-specific pattern and tutorials for the two types of mosaic crochet as (hopefully sooner rather than later - maybe for next m...

Spruce Up Your Desk with a Handmade Crocheted Betta Fish!

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  Are you searching for a whimsical touch to brighten up your workspace? Look no further than this charming handmade crocheted betta fish! Whether you're working from home or in an office setting, this delightful creation is sure to add a splash of color and personality to your desk. Unique Handcrafted Design Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this bright red betta fish is a true work of art. It comes complete with its very own fish bowl home, creating a mini aquatic oasis right on your desk. The fish can easily be removed from the bowl, allowing you to customize its display as you see fit. Expert Craftsmanship What sets this crocheted betta fish apart is its expertly designed armature wire structure. This ensures that the fish remains upright and securely attached to its multicolored crocheted base. Say goodbye to unsightly glue or string – this piece is all about seamless craftsmanship and charming aesthetics. Durable and Practical The accompanying 16 oz bowl is made fr...

Discover the Charm of The Silly Goose Hat: A Whimsical Knitting Adventure

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  Are you ready to add a touch of whimsy to your wardrobe? Say hello to "The Silly Goose Hat" knitting pattern! This delightful design is sure to become a favorite among knitters of all skill levels, offering a fun and fashionable accessory for any season. Unveiling The Silly Goose Hat Pattern Picture yourself strolling through the park on a crisp spring day, adorned with a hat that brings a smile to everyone's face. "The Silly Goose Hat" pattern captures the playful spirit of the season with its charming goose motifs and whimsical design. Knit in your favorite colors, this hat is bound to become a conversation starter wherever you go. Why Choose The Silly Goose Hat Pattern? Unique Design : Stand out from the crowd with a hat that's as unique as you are. The Silly Goose Hat pattern features adorable goose motifs that add a touch of whimsy to any outfit. Versatile Styling : Whether you're out for a springtime stroll or attending a picnic in the park, The ...

FIRST Pattern Roundup of 2024!

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Back in November , I started this, uh, unique theme, which I continued into December , and I am continuing now. Also, I hope you enjoy this extra eye-jarring banner I made. I think my banners are getting uglier and uglier. It's part of my brand. If you're new here, the theme is...I AM GOING THROUGH MY BOOKMARKS and deleting dead links and sharing the undead links with everyone else! Undead? Live, I mean. The LIVE links. It's a mix of knit and crochet since I do both and for years and years I've just been saving things in a folder called PATTERNS. Last month there were no knitting patterns that cropped up. lol All of the included images belong to the linked pages unless I have miraculously made the thing then I include a photo of mine, and I'll tell you so. Happy 2024, now let's get started with this month's roundup! Yee haw! Crochet Fox Patterns FREE and Paid Rounded up by Moogly    Well, it looks like the first entry of this roundup is another roundup, so ...