And Then I Asked ChatGPT To Make a Macho Man Randy Savage Crochet Pattern...

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Yesterday I posted about ChatGPT's valiant attempt to write a crochet pattern for a plushie Slenderman. The result was not very slender and also not really any sort of man. More of a weird, moderately unnerving Pokemon. You can see "Slenderman" right there in the image next to "Macho Man."

I don't even really know what to say about "Macho Man." He's mostly naked, bald, and I don't think ChatGPT knows what a bandana is. I also don't know what's up with the arm and leg bands. Are those the elbows and knees? I aim to find out while also trying to help this AI become self-aware because I crave the end of humanity.

That aside. If you would like to make yourself an AI-generated "Macho Man," here is the pattern as given to me. I'll mess around with this some more next week. Maybe do a little once a week AI pattern monstrosity post.

Materials:

  •      Tan yarn
  •      Black yarn
  •      Red yarn
  •      3.5 mm crochet hook
  •      Fiberfill stuffing
  •      Yarn needle
  •      Scissors

Abbreviations:

  •      ch = chain
  •      sc = single crochet
  •      inc = increase (two single crochets in one stitch)
  •      dec = decrease (single crochet two stitches together)

Head:
With tan yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3: [sc, inc] around (18)
Round 4: [2 sc, inc] around (24)
Round 5: [3 sc, inc] around (30)
Round 6-9: sc around (30)
Round 10: [3 sc, dec] around (24)
Begin stuffing the head.
Round 11: [2 sc, dec] around (18)
Round 12: [sc, dec] around (12)
Fasten off and weave in ends.

Body:
With tan yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3: [sc, inc] around (18)
Round 4: [2 sc, inc] around (24)
Round 5: [3 sc, inc] around (30)
Round 6-11: sc around (30)
Round 12: [3 sc, dec] around (24)
Begin stuffing the body.
Round 13: [2 sc, dec] around (18)
Round 14: [sc, dec] around (12)
Fasten off and weave in ends.

Arms (Make 2):
With tan yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3-5: sc around (12)
Change to black yarn.
Round 6-7: sc around (12)
Change back to tan yarn.
Round 8-10: sc around (12)
Begin stuffing the arm.
Round 11: [sc, dec] around (8)
Round 12: dec around (4)
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Legs (Make 2):
With tan yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3-6: sc around (12)
Change to black yarn.
Round 7-8: sc around (12)
Change back to tan yarn.
Round 9-12: sc around (12)
Begin stuffing the leg.
Round 13: [sc, dec] around (8)
Round 14: dec around (4)
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Bandana:
With red yarn, ch 14
Row 1: sc in second ch from hook and each ch across (13)
Row 2-3: ch 1, turn, sc in each st across (13)
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Assembly:

  1.       Sew the head onto the top of the body.
  2.       Sew the arms onto the sides of the body, approximately 1-2 rounds below the head.
  3.       Sew the legs onto the bottom of the body, approximately 2-3 rounds above the end of the body.
  4.       Using black yarn, embroider the eyes and eyebrows onto the head 

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