I Asked ChatGPT To Make a Slenderman Crochet Pattern

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The results were...something. Unsettling? Charming? Definitely not Slenderman, but not really anything else either? Some sort of Pokemon?

Here's the pattern, as it was given to me by my AI friend ChatGPT, if you'd also like to make this "Slenderman."

Materials:

  • Black yarn
  • White yarn
  • 3.5 mm crochet hook
  • Fiberfill stuffing
  • Yarn needle
  • Scissors

Abbreviations:

  • ch = chain
  • sc = single crochet
  • inc = increase (two single crochets in one stitch)
  • dec = decrease (single crochet two stitches together)

Body:
With black yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3: [sc, inc] around (18)
Round 4: [2 sc, inc] around (24)
Round 5: [3 sc, inc] around (30)
Round 6-10: sc around (30)
Round 11: [3 sc, dec] around (24)
Round 12: [2 sc, dec] around (18)
Begin stuffing the body.
Round 13: [sc, dec] around (12)
Round 14: dec around (6)
Fasten off and weave in ends.

Arms (Make 2):
With black yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3-5: sc around (12)
Change to white yarn.
Round 6-7: sc around (12)
Change back to black yarn.
Round 8-10: sc around (12)
Begin stuffing the arm.
Round 11: [sc, dec] around (8)
Round 12: dec around (4)
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Legs (Make 2):
With black yarn, ch 2
Round 1: 6 sc in second ch from hook (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each st around (12)
Round 3-6: sc around (12)
Change to white yarn.
Round 7-8: sc around (12)
Change back to black yarn.
Round 9-12: sc around (12)
Begin stuffing the leg.
Round 13: [sc, dec] around (8)
Round 14: dec around (4)
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Assembly:

  1. Sew the arms onto the sides of the body, approximately 1-2 rounds below the head.
  2. Sew the legs onto the bottom of the body, approximately 2-3 rounds above the end of the body.
  3. Using white yarn, embroider the eyes and mouth onto the head.
  4. Weave in any remaining ends.

Your Slenderman crochet plushie is now complete! Enjoy your new creepy companion!

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What gets me is that ChatGPT knows that Slenderman is something creepy, so it does have some idea about what Slenderman is. It also seems to understand crochet pattern formatting and has some general idea about how to make shapes, but the end result was a headless thing, though it mentioned the head in assembly. I love it. I might do one of these a week and see if I can teach this thing some stuff.

I also asked the AI to make a Macho Man pattern for me and I'll share that one soon! It might be creepier than "Slenderman."

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